In California

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The flight went well. The family dropped my off and I skillfully navigated the security checkpoint. A pleasant change from last time’s minor fiasco of not being able to get my double-knotted shoes untied.

Foggy TakeoffWe left a little late because [these creatures][1] needed to do de-icing. It was a cold, humid day. We’d received an inch of snow in about 45 minutes earlier that morning. We got on to the runway, and then immediately got off. The pilot said we’d been ordered onto the runway too close to the time a plane was to land on the same runway. They landed with a minute of our leaving the runway. Yikes!

We took off. Very quickly fog obscured, and then eliminated, the scenery. Nothing but [the wing and engine floating in white][2]. For an uncomfortably long time. And finally we [broke out of it][3]. Ahh.

We went over the Rockies, but it was nighttime, so there was nothing to see. Hopefully I’ll see more on the afternoon return flight.

Soon I’ll need to go track down the shuttle that the concierge, Josh, scheduled for me. I was dreading tracking down transportation to Carlsbad. I told him he was my hero for getting it taken care of. He seemed a little taken aback by that.

**The next day:** Well, the day’s meetings are over and I’m sitting in the hotel’s attached Karl Strauss restaurant, where it seems there’s a particular physical qualification for employment. Oh! A waiter (who was exempt from the qualification) just brought me my Ceasar. It looks like a fish. Well, half a fish. I wish I had my camera.

I walked over to [Legoland][4] late this afternoon. Josh the concierge told me to walk down the sidewalk past the big entrance to the “secret” door in the bushes. It’s actually just the hotel’s special entrance, but it had the feel of inside information. Legoland had just closed, but the security guard let me in to poke around a little and buy some stuff. I was able to catch Darth Vader doing a little [practice sparring][5] to R2D2’s amusement. And leaving I saw a novel [Volvo promotion][6].

My fish and chips are here already. I guess she wants to turn this table. She has no idea how long I can nurse a pint of stout. Back in a few.

Well, that was good. I haven’t eaten all day, so I went at it pretty hard: mothers had to cover the eyes of their weeping children as they hurried them out of the restaurant. OK, only in my imagination. The fish and chips weren’t quite Brit’s Pub good, but still good. I de-boned the caesar and it was OK. It was romaine. I prefer spinach.

Well, I’m off to the sauna. Josh told me where that was, too. Josh has been very helpful. I’m a very needy guest. He even gave me a free breakfast coupon for this restaurant, so I guess I’ll be back in the morning. It’ll beat orange juice and bagels.

Overunity

[1]: http://www.overunity.com/index.php/topic,758.0.html
[2]: http://www.methernitha.com/English/english.htm
[3]: http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=testatika&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

OK, so I don’t even know how I ended up [here][1], but it’s just too cool. “Overunity” is the idea that you get more energy out of a system that you put in. Normally, it’s equal (unity). It’s one of those holy grail ideas; if you can get more out of a system than you’re putting in, then you get surplus energy.

Anyway, you have to sign up to see the videos, but this guy made a machine which almost does that. It’s a small proof of concept. He’s making a larger one which would be completely self-running because it generates enough voltage to run all the ‘bits’ of it.

The site’s forums also point to other similar machines. Some considered hoaxes. Some the jury is still out on. There’s even one from a Christian communal group in Switzerland called [“Methernitha”][2]. For many years they’ve run their [“Thestatika”][3], generating 3KW. From apparently nothing.

I dunno. Everyone wants to believe something like this is possible. I wonder if it is. And whether I file this under “Tech” or “Religion”.

Needling the psychic

[1]: http://www.laughingstockbroker.com/

I haven’t posted for a while, so I thought I’d tell a story. I filed it under “I Crack Me Up”, so it technically needs only amuse me. And perhaps that will be the case.

Recently, Helen and I attended a small trade group convention. Helen was hired to sing a few sets of “american classics”; Sinatra-type stuff. The technology behind the event was poorly executed, and I ended up scurrying around helping to get things working. While doing that, I’d gotten to know the night’s comedian, [David Goldman, “The Laughing Stock Broker”][1], a little bit. Nice guy. Actually funny off-stage as well as on, unlike other comedians I’ve known in the past who were often quite sullen.

Later in the evening as I was wandering around, a pleasant, slightly chubby guy grabbed my hand, flipped it palm up, and started telling me all about me. He was the party’s hired psychic palm reader. I’d heard him wandering around doing that thing folks love: saying wonderful, generic things about their character and future, and asking gently prodding questions until he “reveals” something. “You are concerned about someone you know who is sick…”

Continue reading Needling the psychic

Home today

Came home after a brief visit to work. Helen sick. Jack recovering. Even the cat threw up.

**Later:** Playing team Scrabble. Jack’s on my team. He notices we drew an N. “Man, if we only had two Ts. Then we’d have TNT!” Thank you, Warner Brothers. :)

Random Sunday afternoon thoughts

[1]: http://www.macrumors.com/pages/2006/02/20060226135613.shtml
[2]: http://www.kpmartin.com/?p=55

**Jack is sick.** Tummy sick. Oh, man. Eeeew. Note to self: Don’t let a stomach flu coincide with a broken washing machine.

The recently noted **spy photos of an upcoming video iPod** are fake. The hoaxer made a [step-by-step video][1] of the creation of his popular deception.

The scale tells me that I was unaffected by the [The Ritz Cracker Incident][2]. **I am invincible**.

I just started **flying for work**. My first encounter ever with post-September 11th airport security was, well, not smooth like James Bond. But then I wasn’t eventually strapped down to a table with lasers creeping their way toward my inseam either, so I’ve got that going for me.

I’ll be posting on Greek class later. :)

Google Pages – Free, web page building and hosting

[1]: http://pages.google.com/
[2]: http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/02/make_your_own_sites_with_googl.html
[3]: http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewVideo?id=110920435&p=121609704&s=143441

I have this image of Google as a benevolent servant robot from 1940s science fiction that is ever-learning what its masters want and cheerfully providing it. Until, one day, its brilliant master plan becomes evident only via the repentant hindsight of mankind’s subjugation.

That said, hey, look at this [cool new thing Google’s built][1]! ([via][2]) Google Page Creator, which will allow you to build and host web pages for free. I’m sure there are other services like this, but there are other map services, too, and “Google Maps is the best!” “True that!” “[Double True!][3]”

It’s down momentarily right now, but I’m going to play with this later. Stay tuned, fellow Google-food.

Let’s just not talk about it

Sure, maybe for the sake of argument I can give you that eating a whole tube of Ritz crackers is not a great weight loss strategy. And perhaps – possibly – topping said crackers with 0.4 pounds of five-year-old cheddar cheese is similarly less than ideal.

So what? OK? What’s it to you anyway? All right?

Einstein in the basement

[1]: http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/02/how_to_bending_spacetime_in_th.html

I have a real affinity for ‘old fashioned’ science, where simple objects can be made to show things which you can see or touch. It’s a refreshing diversion from buttons and screens.

Well, [here’s something][1] I have to try. Sure, we all have heard that objects with mass have gravity, but it’s always just lingered as an idea in my mind. That experiment uses simple, old concepts to demonstrate the concept right before your eyes.

There’s video available there in case you’re curious but will never perform the experiment. :)

What a weekend

I woke up Saturday with with the latest delivery from the Cold-of-the-Week Club. But there would be no relaxing and sleeping it off. The usual Saturday tasks: tidying, Anna at ballet, more tidying. Then it’s off to Grandma Martin’s 90 birthday party, which was very nice. Good conversation with family I haven’t seen for a while, and some I’d never before met.

On the way to get the kids and head home, I got a call that I needed to teach on Judges and Ruth at church the next morning; the scheduled teacher was stuck away from home. Of course, I hadn’t read it yet. Last week I had to pick between reading that and Greek study, since illness left me too short on time to do both.

Well, I was up early studying Sunday and class went well. But that wasn’t my big concern for Sunday. Sunday was also the day that [Helen’s family and the Vadnais Heights Lions Club was set to clear as much tree and brush material as possible][1] for Helen’s mom. Really good, hard, physical work. Which on a regular day is fun, and on a sick day is devastating.

I ended up a pile of weak uselessness heaped on the couch. And looking like a wreck at work this morning. And feeling the part.

And now, to sleep. Good night.

[1]: http://www.helenmartin.com/?p=53

Get this, and get it straight: Crime is a sucker’s road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison, or the grave. There’s no other end… but they never learn.