Archive for the 'I Crack Me Up' Category

Who broke into my car?

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

That’s what I wondered yesterday morning when I opened the my car door and was greeted by the above. I was already running late and not feeling great. It had snowed, so I had to clear that. And now this. This was a dreadful start to the day. My inner Eeyore was in full swing. [...]

Mark, και, και ευθεως, and my week.

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

The gospel of Mark has an interesting little structure. A whole bunch of the verses start with και, which is often translated “and” but can be, and often is, left untranslated since it’s just there to keep the story going from point to point. So, it’s something like “…and then they did this, and then [...]

Monster

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Apropos the “season,” I donned a hideous monster face last Friday evening. I regret that I didn’t have a camera. I didn’t do it on purpose. I was just eating dinner. But it turned out that the meatballs contained something which caused one of my legendary allergic reactions. There was nothing on the ingredient list [...]

Mike Craven: Land-grabbing murderer

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

It came as a shock to me, too. But can a 1957 Johnny Dollar be wrong? (31 second audio clip)

When a garbage disposal breaks…

Friday, July 20th, 2007

…it isn’t simply that I don’t get to enjoy that functionality any more. No, it’s far worse. Water and bits of food sit in there. Lingering. Waiting. Occasionally, that drain will clog, meaning I have to stick my hand in there to clear it. This always makes me think it’s going to turn on and [...]

2007 – The Year of No

Wednesday, March 21st, 2007

I’ve declared 2007 *The Year of No* for myself. It’s going to be a year of finishing, not starting. I like too much. I’m interested in too much. I empathize too much. And so I say “sure I can do that” or “I should try this…” No more. No. I need to hit reset. To [...]

What could possibly cause me to break my silence?

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

The hideous news coverage of the snow storm swirling outside right now. Reporters strewn across the cities showing us video of their foot – heavens, yes, their whole foot – being covered when stepping into snow. Oh my goodness, has Minnesota become this pathetic? Coming out of super busy time. Will be posting more this [...]

I won’t rest…

Monday, December 18th, 2006

…until I can light a “Strike-Anywhere” match with just my thumb. If *My Three Sons* dad Fred MacMurray can do it in [Double Indemnity](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036775/) – a movie where he gratuitously and unconvincingly refers to Barbara Stanwyck as “baby”) – I can, too. **Update:** I disapprove of [smiling Edward G. Robinson](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1111/8294_0003.jpg.html). [This](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1111/8294_0017.jpg.html) is Edward G. Robinson. [...]

Congratulations to my brother!

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

**Wonderful news!** His patience and dilligence has paid of in a very nice promotion and a greatly improved schedule. Huzzah! I guess they didn’t do that background check. :)

Will you win by hiding?

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

As much as I post about Maplewood, MN, I don’t live there. I just got caught up in the interesting whirlwind of local politics and personalities. I live nearby on Saint Paul’s luxurious East Side. Today, the oft-berated East Side Review landed on my step. And I congratulate them on a really nice set of [...]