I won’t rest…

…until I can light a “Strike-Anywhere” match with just my thumb.

If *My Three Sons* dad Fred MacMurray can do it in [Double Indemnity](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0036775/) – a movie where he gratuitously and unconvincingly refers to Barbara Stanwyck as “baby”) – I can, too.

**Update:** I disapprove of [smiling Edward G. Robinson](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1111/8294_0003.jpg.html). [This](http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1111/8294_0017.jpg.html) is Edward G. Robinson. It’s not as though I begrudge him the right to be happy. Just so long as it doesn’t interfere with my shallow preconceptions.

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